Directions:
Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends and post as "I do stupid things __% of the time."

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (probably, tho i don't remember)
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it (only my decrepit office chair which is crap anyways)
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking (i do this all the time)
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head (i'm kinda already blonde-ish)
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [X] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand (or my pocket)
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Total: 8

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (my legs were tired!)
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (lol, well, i didn't let it explode)
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (only once. it was either milk or soda >.< )
19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Total: 13

21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (not a sticker but a temporary tattoo)
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Total: 17

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it (i saw someone else do this XD)
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it’s on, even though you knew it was hot (not on purpose T-T)
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on. (usually pajamas. my bed, it keeps calling to me!)
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (lmao, that would be hillarious. someone do that plz and let me watch!)
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident (getting ready for work i accidentaly put on one work shoe and one tennis shoe. looked down... )

Total: 24

41. [ ] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [X] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do (all the time)
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (also ALL the time. at work mostly)
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (my glasses, yes. socks no.)
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Total: 30

51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (many times XD)
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (i'm always tripping on shit)
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (u kidding? heck yeah! my imagination scares ppl. mwahaha!)

Total: 39

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it (i usually do the 'make fun of' bit)
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (yeah, my thoughts get muddled sometimes)
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (more like: *insert joke* Hahaha-ha...oh thats right you weren't there. oops, nvm. ^-^; )
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (man, such a long time ago)
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it. (all the time)
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out (yeah, you learn quick after that)
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Total: 47

71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (who does that?! ouch!)
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam (with my knee mostly. -.O)
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (heh, i like to think of it as I took the hit for them)
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand (eww)
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (i was *really* bored. it was just my hand)
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (yep)
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people (heh-heh. that's fun.)
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Total: 52

81. [ ] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back (I know they do! But why?! I must know why!)
84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (it's fun! )
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people (That's not stupid, that's just bad manners)
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant (and we go from bad to terrible)
89. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food. (and this is how one falls *up* stairs -carrying plates of food)

Total: 56

91. [ ] As you are writing, you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (that tends to happen when you share bathrooms and your dentist gives you the same toothbrush as he gave your sibling)
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention (aka school reading xD )
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Total: 61